🚗💥 Crash course in collision etiquette, folks! Here’s how to handle a bump in the road, with a pinch of humor:
- Stay alert! Be ready to dodge rogue cars for that epic save.
- Crash? Don’t panic! Pull over, flash those lights, and exit like a boss.
- Dial 9-1-1 like it’s your favorite pizza joint. Order “help” with a side of “location & events.”
- Show off your license, registration, and insurance bling to the police officer.
- Ghost crash? Leave a love note (with your contact info) and call the law.
- Hit an animal? Don’t play Dr. Dolittle—let the pros handle it.
- Call the DMV within 10 days for a $1000+ or injury-afflicted crash, even if it’s on your lawn.
Stay safe and keep it classy on the road! 🚘